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Blackberries, Or Bushes Afire?

Over the past decade and a half, our family Thanksgivings have become more significant than other holidays for several reasons including distances between us all, the time required to travel, those dear ones now absent, and the memories that one particular Thanksgiving holds.

Now expatriated, our eldest daughter and her family (son in law #1 and four grands) have made the ~20-hour journey from “Schveedin,” the realm of Vikings, Abba and Husqvarna, via Copenhagen, stopping over in Reykjavik (erupting volcanically that day, it turns out), skirting aloft Greenland and Canada’s eastern Maritimes, then onto Charm City’s BWI Airport.

Our youngest daughter and son in law have flown back north from Florida, (almost like expatriation). They bring a much anticipated “carry on,” our newest grand(daughter) whose cheeks and feets we will pinch and tickle for the very first time.

These nine travelers have been joined by our six remaining stateside kiddoes, sons-in-law #2, #3 and #4, two daughters-in-law, six more grands, and viola! With less than a month to go, Alice’s 2024 Christmas card cast is assembled. Places, E’erybuddy!

Rounding out the crowd are my beloved sister (who wears the mantles of Auntie and Great Auntie), and a remarkable pair of cousins, one of whom we regard as the Thanksgiving Fairie of 2009.

Base-Station Tryptophan is once again central Virginia’s Swift Run Farm, graciously made available to our troupe and for which we are immensely grateful. Beautifully situated, and featuring three distinct, well-appointed dwellings, Swift Run will renew, sleep and feed us all.

As I scribble, I marvel at lovely heroic Alice who, rivaling any Himalayan sherpa, packed for our trip south and west, and drove us here like a pro. Grand Matriarch of our merry band, her energy and efforts were an only slightly less intense reenactment of her preparations for our 2009 Thanksgiving “adventure,” the particular Thanksgiving mentioned above. That tale is linked at the bottom of this post, and I hope you’ll read and enjoy.

BUT FIRST, I’m happy to step out of the way of my good friend, Frank Smith III, over in the Hook. Frank’s a far more gifted writer than I am, whose spot-on Thanksgiving missive, emailed annually, I am pleased to share below. I’m pretty sure you’ll be blessed by it.

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Reading the headlines, listening to the news, glancing at the faces of people traveling or passing on the street… one is reminded again of the hardships and fears that are part and parcel of a fallen world. As we continue to navigate through, seemingly daily, such profound sadnesses, facing a strange new horizon every morning, the ground can certainly seem more thorn-infested than ever.

I’m so glad this morning, therefore, for the day that stretches before us. A day in which we pause — take a breath — and remember why we have reason not only for thanksgiving, but for praise… and great rejoicing as well. Thank God.

Earth’s crammed with
heaven,
And every
bush afire with God;
But only he who sees takes off his
shoes;
The rest sit around it and pluck
blackberries.

(Elizabeth Barrett Browning, “Aurora
Leigh,” Book VII)

I read Barrett’s beautiful poem again this morning, as I do every Thanksgiving since I discovered it. The poem says it all, and says it well. So few have the eyes to see that, as the Seraphim cry out in Isaiah, “Holy, Holy, Holy, is the Lord of hosts… the whole earth is full of His glory.” Ps.19:1 tells us, “The heavens are telling of the glory of God; and their expanse is declaring the work of His hands.” Rom.1:20 says, “For since the creation of the world His invisible attributes, His eternal power and divine
nature, have been clearly seen, being understood through what has been made.”

Take a few moments, and silently list just a few of the ways in which you are blessed every day. The tolling of distant church bells on a crystal clear, frosty night… the touch of a child’s hand, or a grandmother’s cheek… the warmth of a friend’s arm around your shoulder. The taste of a turkey that your beloved labored over for hours. An expanse of dark green, snow-capped forest under the rosy-pink of early dawn. A dog’s eyes, expectant and bright, when he brings the ball back. For the fifteenth time.

Forgiveness. Lovingkindness. Justice.
Grace under pressure. It’s hard to stop, isn’t it? This is our Father’s World. And how He reveals Himself to us, in it…

Yes, the world has fallen, and until Christ’s return, the creation groans: longing for things to be made right and for freedom from sin and death. There are wars, and rumors of wars, as there have been in every year since that Fall. Amidst the beauty thorns of many kinds and shapes sadly “infest the ground”.

But still, He walks our paths alongside us. God’s amazing handiwork still shines through, causing awe and wonder to well
up in our hearts and pour forth in thanksgiving. Praise Him.

And praise Him also, that even when sin and sinners mar His work… He has willed to redeem those actions for good. A far deeper good, a greater and more far-reaching good, in fact, than the enemy
could ever imagine… and a good that will one day reflect His sovereignty and His wisdom and His love for all eternity.

Remember Joseph, whose dreadful fate turned into the salvation of his family, and his family’s people. And then, remember Jesus…! And say out loud with Paul, as he marveled at God’s handiwork in Romans 8, “If God is for us, who can be against us?”

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So. See with new eyes, the handiwork of the One through whom all things were made, and have their being. And look also, as the Spirit even now moves and heals and transforms, and love grows in human hearts where there was none before, and God’s Kingdom advances.
And watch as Our Lord — already Victor over sin and death — continues to roll back the darkness and prepare our world for His Second Coming: that time in which, as John writes in Revelations, “… He will dwell with (men). They will be His people, and God Himself will be with them, and be their God. He will wipe away every tear from their eyes… and there will be no more death, or mourning, or crying in pain, for the old order of things will have passed away” (Rev. 21: 3-4).
See, look, watch… and be thankful.

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Thanksgiving 2009

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Ein Deutsche Prairie Hund

How had it come to this? The boy was treed, 10 or 11 feet up, with the hound from hell below, lunging and snapping at him. It was a good climbing tree. A sugar maple with sturdy branches spaced just far enough apart, permitting him to hoist himself up onto the first level of branches, balance and stand on that limb, grab a limb two levels higher while stepping onto a branch in between, moving higher and higher to safety above fangs and terra firma. Wearing rubber soled high-top Keds that day and possessing opposable thumbs – handy if one hopes to escape death by dog using a nearby tree – Seagy was able to jump and grab a limb 7 feet above the ground and scramble up the limb-ladder to his perch.

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The hellhound, a Doberman pinscher named Blitzkrieg, was the obvious canine-Kaiser of this two-acre plot — a stone cold canine killer. Blitzkrieg had a somewhat worn Michelin Premier All-Season radial passenger car tire for a toy. He stood beside it facing its center. Flew drawn back, his muzzle bristled with razor sharp teeth. Bending down, he latched onto the top bead and sidewall, and with immense jaw, neck and chest strength, picked it up with little effort, placing his tire-toy onto the family picnic table. Blitzkrieg’s power was also reflected on a particular limb about five feet above the picnic table and two branch levels below Seagy. It was distressed, stripped bare of bark, dimpled with tooth marks, and glistened with dog spit. Blitzkrieg paced back and forth atop the picnic table, sometimes stepping over the tire and sometimes around it, barring and gnashing his teeth, snapping at Seagy, growling, and spinning in circles. First left. Then right. Manic. Stopping suddenly and rearing up, he exploded, launching himself limb-ward jaws agape. In a wink, he was clamped onto that branch – swinging, growling, glaring, and waiting . . ..

Dundalk Seagirt Hallstadt, Jr. – “Seagy” for short – was in the line of several generations

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of Maryland Eastern Shore watermen including Skip-jack hands and Baltimore waterfront longshoreman. His grandfather, Frank Karl Hallstadt was himself a third-generation waterman who moved from Crisfield to Baltimore’s Dundalk shipyards in 1917 to start a waterside life leveraging industry and opportunities less subject to Neptune’s

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moodiness. Seagy’s dad, Dundalk Seagirt Hallstadt (the first) – “Dunk” for short – was named after the town of Dundalk and given Seagirt as his middle name, a somewhat poetic reference to the past (meaning “surrounded by the sea”). Despite his waterman heritage, Dunk would break ranks and take things inland. He was a talented footballer in the leatherhead era whose standout performance at Baltimore’s Eastern High School caught the attention of Don Faurot, Head Football Coach of the University of Missouri Tigers. He was awarded a scholarship to Mizzou, boarded the train from Baltimore’s Penn

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Station one early August day in 1934 and traveled for three days to Columbia, Missouri where he became a standout halfback in the mid and late ‘30s. After graduating in a post-depression economy, Dunk took employment as a repo-man.

WWII broke out, and when the United States joined the Brits, Dunk enlisted, went

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through Army basic training and was sent to Europe. His unit was charged with guarding communication lines that ran through the Italian grain producing region known as Cerignola. While stationed in Europe, Dunk played for the Army’s Regimental American football squad, occasionally competing against other regimental teams. He would see only one German soldier during his active duty, a dead Ober Soldat inside a

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barn he searched while on patrol. He relieved the grey clad corpse of its Luger and secreted it home following V-E Day. On a freighter headed back stateside Dunk befriended an infantryman named Houston D. Pruitt – Huey to his friends – from Stewartsville, Missouri and self-described as “just a farm boy from a one-cow farm town” in the northwest corner of the Show Me State. Important connections would soon be made.

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Having earned a degree in studio art from Central Methodist College in Fayette, Missouri, Kaye Pruitt intended to strike out for the big city — St. Louis. This put her at odds with her father who wanted her back on the farm. She would have none of that and made plans to move east to St. Louis anyway. Her father threatened to follow her there and bring her back. So Kaye went A.W.O.L., slipping off to Parris Island, South Carolina and returning five years later a United States Marine Corps First Lieutenant, and a skilled marksman – both rifle and sidearms. Relations with her father were said to have improved noticeably. While on Parris Island, she traveled to New York City and met the troop ship that brought Huey back home. On that trip, things leading one to another, Huey introduced Kaye to Dunk. Dunk and Kaye were soon married and raising two daughters. Over the years, every five years or so, Kaye visited Florence, South Carolina, home

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of her fellow-U.S.M.C. Parris Island chum, Ginny Roblais, for impromptu reunions. She did finally achieve her goal of reaching St. Louis when Dunk took employment in the post-WWII automobile manufacturing sector and climbed the ranks of Chevrolet management, first in St. Louis, then Denver, before being posted to Detroit, Michigan. Enter Dundalk Seagirt “Seagy” Hallstadt, Jr.

In 1965, the Hallstadts moved from Birmingham, Michigan (a Detroit suburb) to Shawnee Mission, Kansas (more precisely, Prairie Village) in Johnson County. Seagy was four then and at the age when memories start to take root. Other than the silver tinsel Christmas tree with its slowly spinning red, blue and green color light, he had no distinct Michigan memories. A move to the prairies placed Seagy just a few hours from his mom’s girlhood home, now known as Uncle Huey’s Farm, and planted him firmly in his childhood wonderland.

The back yards of the homes on his street, W. 91st, abutted those of the homes on W. 90th Terrace. A Johnson County easement, known as the Greenway, ran between these back yards. The Greenway was a turf alley bordered by two block-long parallel stretches of six-foot-high chain link fence with gates placed every third back yard. The fencing was itself flanked by two Osage orange tree lines. Osage orange trees have thick, twisted, knotty trunks. Their wood is dense with irregular, twisted grains and is not considered useful in the commercial production of furniture or flooring. It is, however, virtually rot and decay resistant. With a properly sharpened saw, trunks and branches 6-8 inches thick and 7-8 feet long, which are not too curved, can be cut for use as fence posts that are known to last for 100 years or more. They produce inedible fruit known as hedge apples — softball sized, light green, with surfaces textured like a brain. Their resin is milky and very sticky. Hedge apples were fine projectiles and often put to use in back yard battles.

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The resin took days to wash off and would ruin a good shirt. A hedge apple’s only edible portion is a seed cluster found at the center. Squirrels and horses (it’s also known as a “horse apple”) are perhaps the only food-chain-fans of hedge apples. Squirrels are fond of their seeds, and so the neighborhood back yard tree line was full of them. Seagy and his mates were often envious of the neighborhood teenagers who were allowed to squirrel hunt, patrolling those tree lines with their Daisy or Red Rider BB guns.

His next-door neighbors, the O’Briens, had five daughters and a Great Dane. They were all B’s. Parents Bob and Boots, daughters Barb, Bonnie, Betsy, Bobbie, and Belle, and pet

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dog, Bomber. Bomber, fittingly named, could poop, and often did so in Seagy’s side yard, much to Dunk’s aggravation. Pet progressives, the O’Briens added a potbelly pig to the mix one summer – his name was Bacon. Bacon was maladjusted and would not eat. Having been off his feed for nearly a week, the O’Briens brought a couple of agri-experts out to the suburbs for counsel. Bacon left with them, never to return. In later life, Seagy would come to feel a bit guilty for his enjoyment of certain breakfast meats.

One sunny summer afternoon with time to spare, Seagy found a sturdy empty cardboard box in the garage. Inspired by a slightly overblown friendship with the local postman, he had a great idea. Starting in front of his own house and walking left up the sidewalk, he stopped at every neighbor’s mailbox and removed the mail each mailbox contained. The mail was tossed in his sturdy cardboard box. It grew less empty at each stop. Left up the sidewalk half a block, crossing over W. 91st Street, back down the sidewalk a full block,

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crossing back over W. 91st Street, and back up the final half block, stopping dutifully at each mailbox, Seagy was once again back in front of his own house with a surprisingly heavy cardboard box. Pleased with himself, Seagy showed his mother his collection. Seagy’s mother was horrified. Not stopping to research what the United States Penal Code said about five-year-old mail thieves, she emptied, sorted by family address, and rubber-banded the entire box full of U.S Mail, and gave each bundle, twenty-nine in all, to Seagy to be redelivered. She insisted Seagy make 29 separate deliveries. It took an hour and a half. Perhaps not surprisingly Seagy, after a full career as a hotel chain marketing exec, would begin his second career as a U.S. Postal Service letter carrier.

Seagy’s best friends were Tim and Willy Alexandrides, and their little brother Mikey (a.k.a., “Me-Too”). Mikey was always bringing up the rear as the brothers Alexandrides moved about the neighborhood. If a neighborhood mom offered them a refreshment, Tim would exclaim “Yes ma’am!” Willy would cheer “Thank you!” and Mikey would squeak “Me, too!” And the nick name stuck.

To a family-member, the Alexandrides were accomplished western equestrians. Quarter-horse cutters, barrel racers and bull-doggers from cattlemen stock (by way of Greece way back there somewhere), they rode every year in the locally televised Kansas City Thanksgiving Day Parade. Their family den – a great room with a vaulted ceiling and exposed rough-hewn beams that emptied onto a grand semi-circular patio with a border hedge – was

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full of trophy hardware most of which was spread across a 10-foot-long hewn beam mantle that accented their stone hearth. Saddles, bridles, chaps, stirrups, lariats, cowboy hats, and riding crops – many of which were finely detailed in turquois, silver and intricate leather work – were wall-mounted and on display.

Summers were always full of adventures, but those were interrupted daily by Tim, Willy and Mikey’s nap regimen. For Seagy, their summertime siestas were ninety minutes of lost opportunity. Impatiently waiting for his mates to rise from there midday slumber and not subject to the nap-rule himself, Seagy often hung out in the back yard of casa Alexandrides. One day, meandering closer and closer to the house, while poking around on their patio he, discovered the back sliding door was unlocked. “Hmm. Well, well. What have we here?” Seagy mused. He slid the door open quietly and stepped inside, listening, keeping statue still, and then tip-toed down the hallway toward the boy’s bedroom, heart pounding, ears ringing, palms starting to sweat. Sure enough, there they were, sound asleep. Something creaked, and Seagy made a quick and slick exit, closing

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the slider behind him. In fact, Seagy would play cat burglar several more times that summer, not once being discovered. This fact would accidentally come to light one evening at dinner – a fact about which Dunk was none too happy.

The Alexandrides had a big backyard surrounded by a split rail fence with a big swing set that got a lot of use. The four boys would all take turns swinging, two at a time, back and forth, higher and higher, at last letting go to sail through the air. Imagining

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themselves U.S. Army paratroopers, they would land with a thud and roll a few yards for effect. Each tried to outdistance the others, and to spice things up, a non-swinger would station himself near the imaginary drop zone with a Ranch-Mart dime store bow and quiver full of suction cup arrows. To improve projectile aerodynamics, airspeed and accuracy, the suction cups were temporarily removed. Aiming carefully, moving back and forth in sync with his swinging target, leading the target slightly, the archer would wait for separation as his target took flight, and then loose his arrow. Sensibilities back then were less finely tuned. In fact, all four of these friends were hit. Many times. But no one poked their eye out.

The three Alexandrides were often in trouble and, when caught in some almost-daily transgression, would dash through the den, out the slider, onto the semi-circular patio, breaking hard to the right or left for one of two hedge openings into the back yard, then bee-lining it to the fence through or over which their chances of escaping mother Alexandrides’ wrath improved significantly. Mrs. A. shrieking in maternal indignation, was instantly in hot pursuit. She followed the three fraternal offenders through the den and out onto the

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semi-circular patio at a full sprint. Bounding through the sliding glass door, she grabbed a conveniently placed finely crafted riding crop from a hook by the sliding glass door frame. The boys banked left and right, hoping to confuse her, and tried to get through the hedge breaks, turning up field for the back fence. Rivaling any Olympic triple jumper, Mrs. A. took just two more bounding steps, vaulted over the hedge, past several saplings planted here and there, and was on them like a heat seeking mother-missile, two sweaty heads under her left arm, and the third head’s shirt gripped tightly in her left fist, applying the crop of education in her right hand to their seats of knowledge. Because sensibilities back then were less finely tuned.

Several years later, Seagy’s dad, Dunk, was transferred again. The family pulled up

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prairie stakes and headed back to Motown. Summer vacations would occasionally take them back to or past Uncle Huey’s farm, just 3 hours from W. 91st Street, and in the summer of ‘68, the family spent the Fourth o’ July week at the farm where firecrackers, real ones, were available easily and everywhere. After all, sensibilities back then were less finely tuned.

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A full week was spent plinking horse and cattle rumps with Seagy’s new BB gun (a belated 9th birthday present bought at the Sears & Roebuck in Cameron), lobbing Black-Cats encased in mud balls at unsuspecting sheep a-grazing, doing a little farm work, and enjoying Aunt Gladys’s cooking. Aunt Gladys (nee, Christo) was herself a Greek immigrant to the U.S. whose family established themselves in Panama City, Florida. She and Uncle Huey met upon his return from overseas and WWII. Once faaaarm living was the life for her, she planted and nurtured a flourishing grape arbor in the back yard that yielded Seagy’s favorite desert – Concord grape pie (a la mode). The grown-ups got to enjoy balloon wine – grape juice piped into balloons that were tied off and placed in a basket with a rag in its bottom for padding. The baskets were hung

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on nails hammered into the floor joists above the storm cellar’s dirt floor. Just cool enough, the cellar held the grape juice filled balloons, and the fermenting juice inflated the juice-filled balloons, causing them to further expand. Uncle Huey would loosely keep track of calendar days while eyeballing the circumference of the balloons, and at just the right moment, known only to him, the balloons would be removed from their baskets, held over a vat and popped. The nouveau-Welches would then be bottled in Mason jars that lined a shelf in the cellar, to be enjoyed on special occasions.

The town’s annual fireworks spectacle that year was unleashed at 8:00 p.m., July 4th, a Thursday, from an array of 32 securely entrenched mortar tubes, and three-foot lengths of two-inch pipe, all carefully placed throughout the First United Methodist Church cemetery. Hershel Sorensen and his son, Eddie, had been the show masters for years, and had perfected cemetery mortar placement. As an homage to certain Stewartsville luminaries gone on to their rewards, whose granite and marble memorials were “to spec,” each honorific mortar or pipe – thirty-two in all – was associated with a specific vertically oriented gravestone, each between 12 and 18 inches tall. The mortars and pipes were driven down into, or partially buried in Missouri sod, angled obtusely a few degrees past right, and resting against the top of the marker. The tombstone of Zebulun Clydesworth, 1874-1953, always supported the top-secret grand finale mortar full. He was much respected

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and beloved having served as Mayor pro tem in 1904 after a tornado destroyed much of Main Street including the Mayor’s office, open for business that day. Then Mayor, Pops Wickham, was sucked out his office window and was never seen or heard from again. Zeb – as he was known – shepherded the town’s reconstruction quite capably and was fondly remembered by many for that. The other pipes and mortars were placed beside specified gravestones of the other Stewartsville luminaries, including that of Pops Wickham.

Fourth of July fireworks were always purchased in February, when the fireworks budget was approved by the town counsel, from Mess’s Fireworks in Bend, PA. The Municipality of Stewartsville now had a Preferred Pryo account, and received 10% off and free shipping. A variety of sky rockets and missiles had sturdy sticks stuck to their fuselages. Their sturdy sticks would be stuck down the pipes until launch-time. Mortars were packed with a variety of aerial comets and mines, repeater cakes, and fiery aerial parachutes that streamed pyro pearls. Big & Bads, 37 Shot Victory Celebrations, Screamin’ Eagles Parachutes, and 48 Shot Color Pearl Flowers were Hershel and Eddie’s favorites. All the the other cemetery stone memorials served as impromptu backstops should a pipe or mortar fall over sending an errant missile out of its intended flight path. For a time, town folk were offended that the First United Methodist Church cemetery was used this way. Only once had a flaming fire orb had ever gotten away endangering man, woman, child and livestock. That was in 1957 when an ignited mortar toppled over unexpectedly, which had not been placed in the cemetery next to a memorial backstop. “Lesson learned” the Sorensens clucked.

Pipes and mortars were aimed east out over Pickett’s Purchase, a 5 acre pasture rented by cattlemen as a temporary grazing lot. A large stone barn was in the lot’s south east corner, and the animals would be herded inside before the show. At 7:30 p.m., the town’s one firetruck pulled through the field’s north gate – a 1960 Mack C Fire Pumper bought at a reasonable price from nearby Gower Fire & Rescue when that town upgraded. Three first responders sat atop the truck’s cab, sipping something, and waiting

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for a fire to put out. At 8:00 p.m. sharp, Hershel and Eddie each lit a roadside flare to serve as his his fireworks igniter. Each had four more flares in his deep overall side pocket that would be used that evening. Faces washed in hot red flare light, they walked a carefully choreographed path that wound through the cemetery, igniting each pyrotechnic surprise at scripted intervals, sending it skyward. With every fiery light display, concussion, missile whoosh, explosion, and earthbound flaming parachute, the crowd cheered and screamed and “Ooooooed!” and “Aaaaahed!” Except for the cows in the stone barn, everybody was sad to go home when it ended.

Earlier that week – much to Seagy’s delight – his dad announced they would make a

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Wednesday day trip back to the old Prairie Village neighborhood. “We’ll see who’s around and say ‘Hi,’ and then swing by Ranch-Mart for a Chiefs souvenir” (the Hank Stram Kansas City Chiefs were two-time AFL Champs). “Then we’ll grab a burger at Smak’s before heading back.” Seagy was thrilled. Smak’s was a pre-McDonalds burger and fry joint at W 95th and Mission whose mascot was Smacky the Seal. As a five year old, after morning kindergarten and as a treat, Seagy’s mom would regularly take him to lunch at Smak’s. His mouth was already watering. Most of all, Seagy couldn’t wait to see his mates, Tim, Willy and Mikey.

The family piled into the family Chevy Impala wagon and headed southwest to Kansas City. Out the long driveway that was just two gravel strips for your tires to follow, and across the cattle guard, right onto State Road Y, into town. North up Stewartsville’s Main Street and west at the Star-Lite Diner with its multi-colored-neon-light-spiked-spinning-orb and home of Catfish Friday Specials, onto State Route 32 for a bit. Past Cameron and St. Joseph (eastern terminus of the Pony

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Express). South down I-29 for a while to the conflicted KC-Metro, KCKC and KCMO. Not the Twin Cities, but twin cities nonetheless. A bustling rivalry of perception and reputation between the KCKC with its industrial zones and decidedly better barbecue, and the KCMO with its luxuriant, snobby, multi-fountained Plaza district. Twins more like Jacob and Esau than the Gemini brothers. Around I-635, south on I-35 to Shawnee Mission. East on W. 95th Street, north on Antioch Road to Prairie Village and west again on W. 91st. Ten houses up on the right, and they were there!

Not quite noon yet, several people – presumed to be residents – were outside in the front yard. Dunk noted they were not the family who had bought their house several years earlier. He slowed along the curb, coming to a stop, and his mom rolled her window down. She offered a pleasant greeting, and the Brimfords – that was their name – stepped over in a neighborly way. His parents explained they’d lived there a few years back. The Brimfords thought that was so interesting. They wondered if we had known the O’Briens. Turned out the O’Briens moved out past Olathe and had a working hog farm. Dunk said they were good neighbors, but that he always did think their dog needed

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a bigger yard – “And a saddle, too” he murmured under his breath. More pleasantries were exchanged, but the conversation quickly drew to a close. Seagy’s mom wanted to see if the Johnson’s still lived up the street. Leanne Johnson was a high school friend of Seagy’s oldest sister, who now lived on Long Island, and Seagy’s mom had played canasta with hers for years. Seagy had no interest in visiting with the Johnsons. They were still sore about the errant mail redistribution. Instead, he asked if he could run over to see the Alexandrides. Approval was given, and Dunk said he’d drive around and pick him up in 20 minutes. Seagy took off running east through the back yards until he came to the nearest Greenway gate. Turning left through the gate, he continued on, passing one gate on the right, then stopping at the second which was one backyard away from Tim, Willy and Mikey’s house. He noticed their backyard was bounded by a

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stockade fence, considerably higher than the rail fence he remembered. “No matter,” he thought, as he climbed up and over, anticipating the reunion. He trotted toward the house, noticing the swing set was gone. Coming still closer to the house, Seagy saw that the trees outside their patio hedge were now huge spreading shade trees. Each easily 50 feet tall. A picnic table was under the closest tree, and a car tire sat beside it. There was a rather large dog dish by the home’s exterior laundry room door. He slowed, looking for signs that the Alexandrides were home, scanning from the patio slider, past the laundry room door, to the rear of the garage, to a gate that led to the driveway, back to the hedge break . . . . Danger, Will Robinson! Movement!

Out from the hedge break crept a sleek 60 pound canine with bad intentions. Seagy was frozen in place. The dog was a Doberman named Blitzkrieg. “Blitzie” to those he didn’t plan to eat. He was locked on Seagy, his presumptive next meal, head lowered, ears back, teeth bared, half-stepping to meet the adolescent intruder. Seagy was about twenty yards from the dog and ten yards from the picnic-table-tree. Blitzkrieg was twenty five yards from that tree. Both looked at each other. Then at the tree. Then at each other. Then at the tree. Then Seagy feigned a look toward the driveway gate and as Blitzkrieg turned his deathly gaze that way, Seagy bolted for the tree. He ran a 4.9 forty yard dash in gym class that spring – 24.5 feet per second, and in just three short, powerful steps he was at full speed. In two of Seagy’s steps, Blitzkrieg was on his way at intercept speed – Doberman’s

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are known to reach speeds of 35 miles per hour over 50 yards – 36.6 feet per second. Five full strides later, Seagy sprang, planting his right foot on the tree’s trunk, grabbing the second branch up. Pulling himself upward with all his might, and stepping with his left on the bottom branch, he suddenly felt a canine fang tug on the left rabbit ear of his right Ked’s shoelace. He shrieked “I don’t wanna die!” The shoelace slid free from around the dog’s fang, and Seagy’s adrenaline-fueled fight or flight instincts propelled him still higher up the tree. Blitzkrieg was insane with rage, but not tall enough. Seagy was safe but stuck.

Blitzkrieg latched onto the tire beside the picnic table and with immense jaw, neck and chest strength, easily and angrily placed the tire-toy on top of the family’s picnic table. He circled his prey pacing back and forth atop the picnic table, sometimes stepping over the tire and sometimes around it, barring and gnashing his teeth, snapping at Seagy, growling, and spinning in circles. First to the left. Then to the right. Stopping suddenly, rearing up, he exploded, launching himself limb-ward. In a wink, jaws agape, he was clamped onto that branch swinging, growling, and waiting.

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With Blitzkrieg below hoping Seagy’s branch would break, Seagy considered his options which were few. Deciding it would be wise to shelter in place, he craned his neck, squinted to see between and beyond the thick maple leaves, in hopes of spotting a neighbor to whom he could call. Seeing no one, he began to call out anyway. “Help! Hello?! Anybody there?! Hello! Can anybody hear me?” His cries for help agitated Blitzkrieg who wanted no one to interrupt his meal plans. He resumed his menacing terrible growling and barking and latched once more onto the spit-coated branch below, glaring at Seagy.

Just then, Blitzkrieg dropped off the branch and stood below stock-still, facing the driveway gate with pointy ears pointed that way. The sound of tires rolling over a gravel driveway could be heard and grew louder. Then a car horn sounded. Again. Dunk had arrived to pick up Seagy. He pulled all the way up the drive, coming to a stop by the back yard driveway gate. At 36.6 feet per second, Blitzkrieg was at and crashing into the gate, snarling like a dog possessed. Seagy called to Dunk. Spotting him up in the tree, Dunk waved in acknowledgement and feigned aggression toward Blitzkrieg. Blitzkrieg grew more intensely hostile and raged at Dunk, leaping again and again against the gate. Seagy called toward the dog, but the dog was now only interested in the prospect of the new intruder and a bigger meal.

Moving to a lower branch and hoping he’d remain unnoticed, Seagy looked toward the sliding glass door off the patio. He could see into the house, and thought he could make out the gleam of a trophy, and other “western equinalia.” He postulated the Alexandrides did in fact still reside there, suddenly remembering the back slider was never locked when he executed his naptime sneak-abouts. It’s now or never, he thought, as he climbed still lower, hung from a bottom branch, and dropped to the ground. Dunk remembered the unlocked slider as well – happier about it this time – and continued to purposely

Slider

aggravate the dog, as Seagy sprinted low to the ground, around to the far patio hedge break and onto the patio. Getting flat against the wall, he moved to the slider and grasped the door handle. He pulled and . . . the door didn’t budge. Again . . . the door slid open. Seagy stepped inside, drawing the door closed, he yelled “Dad! I’m in!” But Blitzkrieg was still raging at the driveway gate, so Dunk didn’t hear that.

Observing no signs to the contrary, and wagering Seagy was safely inside, Dunk warily walked around to the front door. Then up the steps, observed by two lantern-holding lawn jockeys who would keep their silence. Blitzkrieg’s barking rage had stopped, and Dunk heard nothing suggesting he had seized any prey. Seagy moved through the den crossing the main hallway that bisected the house, to the front door. He unhooked the door’s chain

lawn jockey

lock, and unlocked its deadbolt. Opening the front and storm doors, just as Dunk rang the doorbell, he fell into his dad’s arms.

A movie moment ensued. Dunk made certain the doorknob lock was set and pulled the front door closed. Then, taking a business card out of his wallet, on the back with his Chevrolet logoed Cross pen, he wrote “Sorry we missed you. Seagy had quite an adventure. Call me so we can catch up, and I’ll explain.” Seagy slid the note snugly between the door and door jam, and the family headed across town for a late lunch at Smak’s before returning to Uncle Huey’s Farm. The Chiefs souvenirs would have to wait.

In fact, the Alexandrides never called, and that was Seagy’s last trip to Prairie Village, but he’d never forget Blitzkrieg the Deutsch prairie hund.

Michigan the second time yielded many distinct Michigan memories. Free passes every year to the Detroit Auto Show at Cobo Hall. Expo ’67 in Montreal. The 1968

World Series 2

World Champion Detroit Tigers. Annual Thanksgiving Lions games played outdoors in Tiger Stadium – usually against the Packers or da’ Bears. Useful snow in the winter. Did you know you can shovel banked snow in the shape of a rectangle in your backyard, exposing the frozen grass, then sprinkle water from a long laundry room hose for several nights in a row, and make your own hockey rink?! Back yard hockey after school!

One Friday in February 1969, Dunk brought home one of a limited series of convertible Chevrolet Z-11 Camaros that would run as Indianapolis 500 Pace Cars that year. Dunk and Seagy rode around town all that Michigan February weekend, top down, as proud as peacocks and

Z-28 2

the envy of all Seagy’s friends. They saw Dunk’s Mizzou Tigers play the Michigan Wolverines one year in Ann Arbor, and the Michigan State Spartans in Lansing the next. Seagy couldn’t have imagined it a few years earlier, but Michigan parte deux had become his new childhood wonderland.

Through all of this, Seagy realized anyone returning to old haunts is a different person returning. A chapter read once is never read the same way again. And because new

Crabs

chapters always open, once present chapters must always close. Seagy’s mom saw nothing useful about snow and couldn’t wait for the cold Michigan winter chapters to close. She wanted to live where she could see all of the snow banked mailbox before July. In time, another move would take Seagy, Dunk, and the family back east to Maryland where Chesapeake Blue Crabs would top their list of favorite foods, where he would first swim in the Atlantic Ocean, where he would follow the Washington Senators and Redskins, where there would be very few useful snows, and where their newer, later life chapters would begin to write themselves.

Advent and Stones? A Redux.

Advent and stones?

What might the connection be between dry, dusty stones and the restoration of a hopeless, weary world? You might think this an oddly-timed question, especially as we’re all racing here and there, revved up for that “moooost wonderful time of the year.” You know, “the hap-happiest season of all.” Well, with all due respect to Andy Williams, as with much that God has for us, things are not always as they seem.

Advent tells us that one night all heaven broke loose and earth was never the same,.. there are now fault lines running through our hopelessness. (And,) underneath (it’s hard) shell, subversive grace moved in and has been quietly building a whole new world in dazzling, gem-like Technicolor. It is there crying out, whether we see it or not as we wait on the platform”

Sharing an insightful commuter’s meditation written by my daughter, Ginny, that – as you crack it open – I hope will encourage you.

Even The Stones

Merry Christmas!

Pilgrim Progressed

ob was a beloved friend and faithful pilgrim. One day recently, the things of earth began to grow strangely dim, and he entered the Land of Beulah. Approaching an oddly familiar, decidedly un-temporal realm where the Sun of Righteousness shines day and night, his arrival there was happily met by many heavenly ambassadors and fellow pilgrims. With a wondrous, new, divinely heightened sensory acuity, his ears were filled with heavenly voices and celestial speak, the aroma of frankincense and myrrh filled the air, and sunlight gleamed off the Celestial City’s walls of gold just across the bridgeless river. Were these sounds, aromas, and sights not enough, his vision further teamed with countless other barely describable delights. This country is commonly visited by pilgrims and, because its expansive fields, orchards, vineyards, gardens, and other generously provisioned stores belong to the King of the Celestial Country, Bob was permitted to make bold with any of His things. Nothing he saw, heard, touched, or tasted was the least bit offensive. So, he rested, ate, slept, drank, and strolled, and was greatly refreshed. 

Growing more and more familiar with his new, un-temporal surroundings, Bob watched for days, mesmerized, and heard the borderland of Beulah a-buzz with activity, as other pilgrims arrived, having traversed both infinity and eternity. While some waited, others were soon across the river of death. The waters of the bridgeless river through which they must needs pass were rumored to be a little bitter and cold in the stomach, but they were said to be sweeter once swallowed. And, as more Heavenly Ones arrived, all in and around the Land of Beulah knew the significance: Newly arriving pilgrims would soon be met by those Heavenly Ones who would greet, comfort and escort them across the river at their respective appointed soundings and times.

In fact, Celestial messengers did arrive in succession over several days, each with a personal notice of great importance for a waiting pilgrim, summoning him or her to stand before the Lord of the Celestial City in one day’s time. So too did our beloved Bob receive his notice. And as his lovely and heroic wife, Constance (he and she had been each other’s earthly constant), daughter Chloe, and son Barrett remained in the dimmer temporal realms, in great but grateful sadness, they spoke to him of their love for him. They prayed for him. They thanked the King of the Celestial Country for him. And they read Isaiah, the 35th chapter, to him.

Bob, there, yet no longer there, with faith’s ear and perfected understanding heard them across the gulf, though ever more faintly, and loved them ever more deeply in return. And he tasted all that is promised to and awaits the ransomed of the Lord who shall return and come to Zion with singing. 

The day having come, as our beloved Bob made his way to the river’s edge, he had sweet conversation with Great-Heart and Valiant-for-Truth, thanking both for their fearless, faithful, and accommodating company. Braced to step from dry to wet, Bob gave them both charge of his lovely, heroic Constance, with Chloe, Barrett, and their families. Still dry shod, Bob gazed across the bridgeless river and espied his four noble fellows in the journey, Christian and Christiana from the City of Destruction, and from the town of Vanity and Vanity Fair, Faithful and Hopeful. These four were front and center amongst the heavenly host assembled in ranks along the Celestial City’s battlements. As he stepped into the river of death, the assembled host called to him lovingly, urging him on. Each step was bolder and took him deeper as, with a beckon of farewell to all across the gulf who loved him, and to those along the riverside, the last words he was heard to say were, “I come, Lord, to be with Thee, and bless Thee!”

Fifteen Years On . . . .

This morning, August 20, 2024, finds me fifteen years a quadriplegic. Perhaps ironically named, the Wreckiversary Celebration Fairie has been buzzing-busy preparing the customary breakfast ritual site. Cinnamon rolls baked, iced and at the ready, including a tell-tale cinnamon roll creation signifying 15 years. A lovely sentimentally inscribed bicycle-themed card, and handsomely framed hymnal page (It Is Well with My Soul, by Horatio Spafford) adorn the table.

And again, on this date, on this table . . . here I raise my Ebenezer, round, slightly “tacoed“, twined, and twinkly. My ill-fated front bicycle tire, now memory’s monument to what happened that evening, what might’ve happened but didn’t, to the innumerable family and friends who have cared for us, and do still beyond generously, and to all that has happened since. Again and again, proving God to be absolutely trustworthy. Plans on the books for a dinner of coal fired pizza at a trendy joint in historic Ellicott City, midway between most of the clan. Through the day, we’ll catch up with the south Florida, Outer Banks (vacationing), Charlottesville, and Swedish contingents.

The present is now far less terrified, disoriented, fearful, and medically unstable than years 1-4. Having passed years 5-10 with markedly more stable health and a stable full of doctors. Downing a fist-full of pills through the day. Splashing and slashing my way through the dense swamp-maze of insurance preauthorization rigmarole. Appealing denials. Losing some. Winning more. Moving through years 11-14, at times almost persuaded life is normal – until a conversation, picture, Facebook memory, family gathering, milestone, or inconvenient physical limitation abruptly disabuses me of that misapprehension.

The end of the matter: New normal isn’t ever really normal. It only begins to feel less abnormal. 

I recently had occasion to share a brief devotional at a gathering. In fact, the summer months have found me with little wind in the sails and drifting along the tropic of doldrum. Not sure why. Can’t quite pinpoint any single thing. That’s how it goes sometimes. Someone once said “It’s good to occasionally rehearse things that are true, even if axiomatic and unoriginal, else they are easily forgotten or beaten out of us. Being reminded is a good thing because we are forgetful.” Elisabeth Eliot is attributed with having said that when at a difficult impasse, it is good to “remember what you know.” Far from axiomatic or unoriginal, it is even better to rehearse what we know about our changeless, compassionate Father in Heaven who is rich in mercy because of His great love with which He loved us. Eph. 2:4

During that summer gathering, I recalled these three encouraging nuggets from Charles Spurgeon and shared from each. I do so now again and hope you’ll be encouraged. Thank you for praying for this busted up old guy. I covet your prayers for both me and lovely heroic Alice.  

Here I raise my Ebenezer;
hither by thy help I’m come;
and I hope, by thy good pleasure,
safely to arrive at home.

4/29 – Evening
“The Lord taketh pleasure in his people.” Psalms 149:4

How comprehensive is the love of Jesus! There is no part of his people’s interests which he does not consider, and there is nothing which concerns their welfare which is not important to him. Not merely does he think of you, believer, as an immortal being, but as a mortal being too. Do not deny it or doubt it: “The very hairs of your head are all numbered.” “The steps of a good man are ordered by the Lord: and he delighteth in his way.” It were a sad thing for us if this mantle of love did not cover all our concerns, for what mischief might be wrought to us in that part of our business which did not come under our gracious Lord’s inspection! Believer, rest assured that the heart of Jesus cares about your meaner affairs. The breadth of his tender love is such that you may resort to him in all matters; for in all your afflictions he is afflicted, and like as a father pitieth his children, so doth he pity you. The meanest interests of all his saints are all borne upon the broad bosom of the Son of God. Oh, what a heart is his, that doth not merely comprehend the persons of his people, but comprehends also the diverse and innumerable concerns of all those persons! Dost thou think, O Christian, that thou canst measure the love of Christ? Think of what his love has brought thee-justification, adoption, sanctification, eternal life! The riches of his goodness are unsearchable; thou shalt never be able to tell them out or even conceive them. Oh, the breadth of the love of Christ! Shall such a love as this have half our hearts? Shall it have a cold love in return? Shall Jesus’ marvellous lovingkindness and tender care meet with but faint response and tardy acknowledgment? O my soul, tune thy harp to a glad song of thanksgiving! Go to thy rest rejoicing, for thou art no desolate wanderer, but a beloved child, watched over, cared for, supplied, and defended by thy Lord.

12/23 Morning
“Friend, go up higher.”  Luke 14:10

When first the life of grace begins in the soul, we do indeed draw near to God, but it is with great fear and trembling. The soul conscious of guilt, and humbled thereby, is overawed with the solemnity of its position; it is cast to the earth by a sense of the grandeur of Jehovah, in whose presence it stands. With unfeigned bashfulness it takes the lowest room.

But, in after life, as the Christian grows in grace, although he will never forget the solemnity of his position, and will never lose that holy awe which must encompass a gracious man when he is in the presence of the God who can create or can destroy; yet his fear has all its terror taken out of it; it becomes a holy reverence, and no more an overshadowing dread. He is called up higher, to greater access to God in Christ Jesus. Then the man of God, walking amid the splendours of Deity, and veiling his face like the glorious cherubim, with those twin wings, the blood and righteousness of Jesus Christ, will, reverent and bowed in spirit, approach the throne; and seeing there a God of love, of goodness, and of mercy, he will realize rather the covenant character of God than his absolute Deity. He will see in God rather his goodness than his greatness, and more of his love than of his majesty. Then will the soul, bowing still as humbly as aforetime, enjoy a more sacred liberty of intercession; for while prostrate before the glory of the Infinite God, it will be sustained by the refreshing consciousness of being in the presence of boundless mercy and infinite love, and by the realization of acceptance “in the Beloved.” Thus the believer is bidden to come up higher, and is enabled to exercise the privilege of rejoicing in God, and drawing near to him in holy confidence, saying, “Abba, Father.”

“So may we go from strength to strength,
And daily grow in grace,
Till in thine image raised at length,
We see thee face to face.”

12/23 Evening
“The night also is thine.” Psalm 74:16

Yes, Lord, thou dost not abdicate thy throne when the sun goeth down, nor dost thou leave the world all through these long wintry nights to be the prey of evil; thine eyes watch us as the stars, and thine arms surround us as the zodiac belts the sky. The dews of kindly sleep and all the influences of the moon are in thy hand, and the alarms and solemnities of night are equally with thee. This is very sweet to me when watching through the midnight hours, or tossing to and fro in anguish. There are precious fruits put forth by the moon as well as by the sun: may my Lord make me to be a favoured partaker in them.

The night of affliction is as much under the arrangement and control of the Lord of Love as the bright summer days when all is bliss. Jesus is in the tempest. His love wraps the night about itself as a mantle, but to the eye of faith the sable robe is scarce a disguise. From the first watch of the night even unto the break of day the eternal Watcher observes his saints, and overrules the shades and dews of midnight for his people’s highest good. We believe in no rival deities of good and evil contending for the mastery, but we hear the voice of Jehovah saying, “I create light and I create darkness; I, the Lord, do all these things.”

Gloomy seasons of religious indifference and social sin are not exempted from the divine purpose. When the altars of truth are defiled, and the ways of God forsaken, the Lord’s servants weep with bitter sorrow, but they may not despair, for the darkest eras are governed by the Lord, and shall come to their end at his bidding. What may seem defeat to us may be victory to him.

“Though enwrapt in gloomy night,
We perceive no ray of light;
Since the Lord himself is here,
‘Tis not meet that we should fear.”

Hedge Apples, Bomber, Mail Thieves & Mrs. Alexandrides.

Or, Less Finely Tuned Sensibilities.

In 1965, Seagy Hallstadt moved from Birmingham, Michigan (a Detroit suburb) to Shawnee Mission, Kansas (more precisely, Prairie Village) in Johnson County, compliments of Chevrolet Motors when his dad, Dunk, was promoted. Seagy was four then and at that age when lasting memories start to take root. Other than the silver tinsel Christmas tree with its slowly spinning red, blue and green color light, and knotty pine basement paneling, he had no distinct Michigan memories. A move to the prairies would plant Seagy firmly in his childhood wonderland.

The back yards of the homes on his street, W. 91st, backed up to those of the homes on W. 90th Terrace. A Johnson County easement, known as the Greenway, ran between these back yards. The Greenway was a turf alley bordered by two block-long parallel stretches of six-foot-high chain link fence with gates placed every third back yard. The fencing was itself flanked by two Osage orange tree lines. Osage orange trees have thick, twisted, knotty trunks. Their wood is dense, irregular, sap-rich and is not widely applied in the commercial production of furniture or flooring. It is, however, virtually rot and decay resistant. With a properly sharpened saw, trunks and branches 6-8 inches thick and 7-8 feet long, which are not too curved, can be cut for use as fence posts that are known to last a century or more. They produce fruit colloquially known as “Hedge Apples” — softball sized, light green, with surfaces textured like a brain. Their resin is milky, Elmer’s Glue white and even stickier. Along W. 91st Street, hedge apples were fine projectiles and often put to use in back yard battles. As lamented by neighborhood moms, the resin took days to wash off and would ruin a good shirt.

Squirrels and horses (it’s also known as a “horse apple”) are perhaps the only food-chain-fans of hedge apples. Squirrels are fond of a seed cluster found at their center, and so the neighborhood back yard tree line was full of them (you know, “Nibble, nibble, nibble. Poop! Poop!”). Seagy and his pre-school playmates were often envious of the neighborhood teenagers who were allowed to squirrel hunt, patrolling those tree lines with their Daisy and Red Rider BB guns.

Seagy’s next-door neighbors, Mr. and Mrs. O’Brien, had five daughters and a pet dog. They were all B’s. Parents Bob and Boots, daughters Barb, Bonnie, Betsy, Bobbie, and Belle, and pet dog — a Great Dane — Bomber. Bomber was as tall as the kitchen table and fittingly named. That dog could poop, and often did so in Seagy’s side yard, much to Dunk’s aggravation. Seagy didn’t mind so much. He steered clear of the side yard, ramming around along the three other sides of the house. Besides, he got paid a penny a poop to scoop Bomber’s droppings (later negotiated up to a nickel per poop). “Eat up, Bomber!” he thought.

Pet progressives, the O’Briens added a potbelly pig to the mix one summer. Named him Bacon. Bacon was a maladjusted little piggy and ironically would not eat. Having been off his feed for nearly a week, the O’Briens brought a couple of lab-coated, cowboy hatted “pigsperts” out to the suburbs for counsel. After a long confab, and several attempts to force feed him, Bacon left with the pigsperts, never to return. In later life, Seagy would come to feel a bit guilty for his enjoyment of certain breakfast meats.

One sunny summer afternoon with time to spare, Seagy found a sturdy empty cardboard box in the garage. Inspired by a slightly overblown friendship with the local postman, he had a great idea. Starting in front of his own house and walking left up the sidewalk, he stopped at every neighbor’s mailbox. Opening each mailbox, he removed the mail within. Letters, postcards, circulars, packages, newsprint, catalogs, bills, bank statements — all were tossed in his sturdy cardboard box which grew less and less empty at each stop. Left up the sidewalk half a block. Cross over W. 91st Street. Back down the sidewalk a full block. Cross back over W. 91st Street. Back up the final half block. Having emptied each and every mailbox, Seagy was once again back in front of his own house dragging a surprisingly heavy cardboard box. Very pleased with himself, Seagy showed his mother his collection. Not very pleased with himself, Seagy’s mother was fairly horrified. Not stopping to research what the United States Penal Code said about five-year-old mail thieves, she emptied, sorted by family address, and rubber-banded the entire box full of U.S Mail, and gave each bundle to Seagy, twenty-nine in all, to be redelivered. She insisted Seagy make 29 separate deliveries. It took an hour and a half. Perhaps not surprisingly Seagy, after a full career as a hotel chain marketing exec, would begin his second career as a U.S. Postal Service letter carrier.

Seagy’s best friends were Tim and Willy Alexandrides, and their little brother Mikey (a.k.a., “Me-Too”). Mikey was always bringing up the rear as the brothers Alexandrides moved about the neighborhood. If a neighborhood mom offered them a refreshment, Tim would exclaim “Yes ma’am!” Willy would cheer “Thank you!” and Mikey would squeak “Me, too!” So, the nick name stuck.

To a family-member, the Alexandrides were accomplished western equestrians. Quarter-horse cutters, barrel racers and bull-doggers from cattlemen stock (by way of Greece way back there somewhere), they rode every year in the locally televised Kansas City Thanksgiving Day Parade. Their family den – a great room with a vaulted ceiling and exposed rough-hewn beams that emptied onto a grand semi-circular patio with a border hedge – was full of trophy hardware most of which was spread across a 10-foot-long live edge hewn plank mantle that accented their stone hearth. Saddles, bridles, chaps, stirrups, lariats, cowboy hats, and riding crops – many of which were finely detailed in turquois, silver and intricate leather work – wall-mounted and on display.

The Alexandrides boys had an impressive swing set situated in a big backyard surrounded by a split rail fence that got a lot of use. The four boys would all take turns swinging, two at a time, back and forth, higher and higher, at last letting go to sail through the air. Imagining themselves U.S. Army paratroopers, they would land with a thud and roll a few yards for effect. Each tried to outdistance the others, and to spice things up, the non-swingers would station themselves beside the imaginary drop zone each with a Ranch-Mart dime store bow and quiver full of suction cup arrows. To improve projectile aerodynamics, airspeed and accuracy, the suction cups were temporarily removed. Aiming carefully, moving back and forth in sync with their swinging targets, leading the targets slightly, the archers would wait for separation as their targets took flight, and then loose their arrows. In fact, all four in this merry band were hit. Many times. But no one poked their eye out.

Sensibilities back then were less finely tuned, you see.

Unhappy

Summers were always full of adventures, but those were interrupted daily by Tim, Willy and Mikey’s nap regimen. For Seagy, their summertime siestas were ninety minutes of lost opportunity. Impatiently waiting for his mates to rise from their midday slumber and not subject to the nap-rule himself, Seagy often hung out in the back yard of casa Alexandrides. One day, after climbing their tree, then swinging a while on their swing set, he meandered ever closer to the house, and while poking around on their patio he, discovered the back sliding door was unlocked. “Hmm. Well, well. What have we here?” Seagy mused. He slid the door open quietly and stepped inside, listening, keeping statue still, and then tip-toed down the hallway toward the boys’ bedroom, heart pounding, ears ringing, palms starting to sweat. Sure enough, there they were, sound asleep. Something creaked, and Seagy made a quick and slick exit, closing the slider behind him. In fact, Seagy would play cat-nap-burglar several more times that summer, not once being discovered. This fact would accidentally come to light one evening at dinner – a fact about which Dunk was none too happy.

The three Alexandrides were often in trouble, caught almost daily in some transgression. They would dash through the den, out the slider, onto the semi-circular patio, breaking hard to the right or left for one of two hedge openings into the back yard, then bee-lining it to the fence through or over which their chances of escape improved significantly. Shrieking in maternal “how many times have I told you not to do that” indignation, mother Alexandrides was instantly in hot pursuit.

Mother A. raced the three fraternal offenders into the den, bounding through the sliding glass door, and out onto the patio at a full sprint. She instinctively grabbed a finely crafted riding crop from a hook by the sliding glass door frame. As expected, the boys randomly banked left or right, hoping to confuse her, trying to get through the hedge breaks, turning up field for the back fence. No matter. Rivaling any steeple chase Olympian, Mother A. took just two more bounding steps, vaulted over the hedge past several saplings planted here and there, and was on those boys like a heat seeking mother-missile. Two sweaty heads under her left arm, and the third head’s shirt or scalp gripped tightly in her left fist, she lovingly applied the crop of education in her right hand to each of their seats of knowledge.

Sensibilities back then were less finely tuned, you see.

Memories of a 9 Year Old’s Fourth of July

Dundalk Seagirt Hallstadt, Jr. – “Seagy” for short — was the only son of a Big-Three auto exec, Dunk Hallstadt. Seagy’s dad, Dundalk Seagirt Hallstadt (the first) – “Dunk” for short – was named after the town of Dundalk, Maryland and given Seagirt as his middle name, a somewhat poetic reference to the past (meaning “surrounded by the sea”). Despite his waterman heritage, Dunk would break ranks and take things inland. He was a talented footballer in the leatherhead era whose standout performance at Baltimore’s Eastern High School caught the attention of Don Faurot, then Head Football Coach of the University of Missouri Tigers, from whom he was awarded a scholarship, and where he would play tackle at Mizzou.

Seagy entered the world in 1959 at William Beaumont Hospital in Royal Oak, Michigan, just outside Detroit. Chevy moved this family to Kansas City, Kansas in 1963. It just so happened that Seagy’s mom, Kaye (nee Pruitt), was born and raised not far from there on a northwest Missouri farm with her brother, Seagy’s Uncle Huey. Some holidays, and most summer vacations while in the KC would take Seagy up and east to Uncle Huey’s farm. Chevy would move the family back to Motown again in 1967.

BB Gun

In the summer of ‘68, the family loaded up the Chevy wagon and headed southwest to spend the Fourth o’ July vacation week at the farm where firecrackers, real ones, were available easily and everywhere. After all, sensibilities back then were less finely tuned.

Black Cat

Nearly the entire week was spent plinking horse and cattle rumps with Seagy’s new BB gun (a belated 9th birthday present bought that week at the Sears & Roebuck in Cameron), lobbing Black-Cats encased in mud balls at unsuspecting sheep a-grazing, doing a little farm work, and enjoying Aunt Gladys’s cooking. Aunt Gladys (nee, Christo) was a Greek immigrant to the U.S. whose family established themselves in Panama City, Florida. She and Uncle Huey met upon his return from overseas and WWII. Once faaaarm living was the life for her, she planted and nurtured a flourishing grape arbor in the back yard that yielded Seagy’s favorite desert – Concord grape pie (a la mode). The grown-ups got to enjoy balloon wine – grape juice piped into balloons that were tied off and placed in a basket with a rag in its bottom for padding. The baskets were hung on nails hammered into the floor joists above the storm cellar’s dirt floor. Just cool enough, the cellar held the grape juice filled balloons, and the fermenting juice inflated the juice-filled balloons, causing them to further expand. Uncle Huey would loosely keep track of calendar days while eyeballing the circumference of the balloons, and at just the right moment, known only to him, the balloons would be removed from their baskets, held over a vat and popped. The nouveau-Welches would then be bottled in Mason jars that lined a shelf in the cellar, to be enjoyed on special occasions.

Grape Arbor 2

The town’s annual fireworks spectacle that year was unleashed at 8:00 p.m., July 4th, a Thursday, from an array of 32 securely entrenched mortar tubes, and three-foot lengths of two-inch pipe, all carefully placed throughout the First United Methodist Church cemetery. Hershel Sorensen and his son, Eddie, had been the ceremony-masters for years, and had perfected cemetery mortar placement. As an homage to certain Stewartsville luminaries gone on to their rewards, whose granite and marble memorials were “to spec,” each honorific mortar or pipe – thirty-two in all – was associated with a specific vertically oriented gravestone, each between 12 and 18 inches tall. The mortars and pipes were driven down into, or partially buried in Missouri sod, angled obtusely a few degrees past right, and resting against the top of the marker. The tombstone of Zebulun Clydesworth, 1874-1953, always supported the top-secret grand finale mortar full. He was much respected and beloved having served as Mayor pro tem in 1904 after a tornado destroyed much of Main Street including the mayor’s office, open for business that day. Then Mayor, Pops Wickham, was sucked out his office window and was never seen or heard from again. Zeb – as he was known – shepherded the town’s reconstruction quite capably and was fondly remembered by many for that. The other pipes and mortars were placed beside specified gravestones of the other Stewartsville luminaries, including that of Pops Wickham.

Twister 2

Fourth of July fireworks were always purchased in February, when the fireworks budget was approved by the town counsel, from Mess’s Fireworks in Bend, PA. The Municipality of Stewartsville now had a Preferred Pryo account and received 10% off and free shipping. A variety of skyrockets and missiles had sturdy sticks stuck to their fuselages. Their sturdy sticks would be stuck down the pipes until launch-time. Mortars were packed with a variety of aerial comets and mines, repeater cakes, and fiery aerial parachutes that streamed pyro pearls. Big & Bads, 37 Shot Victory Celebrations, Screamin’ Eagles Parachutes, and 48 Shot Color Pearl Flowers were Hershel and Eddie’s favorites. All the the other cemetery stone memorials served as impromptu backstops should a pipe or mortar fall over sending an errant missile out of its intended flight path. For a time, town folk were offended that the First United Methodist Church cemetery was used this way. Only once had a flaming fire orb ever gotten away endangering man, woman, child and livestock. That was in 1957 when an ignited mortar toppled over unexpectedly, which had not been placed in the cemetery next to a memorial backstop. “Lesson learned,” the Sorensens clucked.

Fireworks

Pipes and mortars were aimed east out over Pickett’s Purchase, a 5-acre pasture rented by cattlemen as a temporary grazing lot. A large stone barn was in the lot’s southeast corner, and the animals would be herded inside before the show. At 7:30 p.m., the town’s one firetruck pulled through the field’s north gate – a 1960 Mack C Fire Pumper bought at a reasonable price from nearby Gower Fire & Rescue when that town upgraded. Three first responders sat atop the truck’s cab, sipping something, and waiting for a fire to put out. At 8:00 p.m. sharp, Hershel and Eddie each lit a roadside flare to serve as his fireworks igniter. Each had four more flares in his deep overall side pocket that would be used that evening. Faces washed in hot red flare light, they walked a carefully choreographed path that wound through the cemetery, igniting each pyrotechnic surprise at scripted intervals, sending it skyward. With every fiery light display, concussion, missile whoosh, explosion, and earthbound flaming parachute, the crowd cheered and screamed and “Ooooooed!” and “Aaaaahed!”

Except for the cows in the stone barn, everybody was sad to go home when it ended.

A Great Sermon in the Sun

“I form the light, and create darkness.” Isaiah 45:7

Happy Sunday, Folks.

Only one day until the April 8, 2024 Annular (ring-shaped) Total Eclipse!


My son’s family of 4 has traveled from central Maryland to a cozy HOA campground in the rustbelt.

From Basecamp Corona, solidly in the path of totality, they hope clear skies will permit legitimate use of their protective solar eclipse viewing eye wear. Two of the crew also hope to enhance their Vulcan Mind-Meld skills.

Meanwhile, back here in the Upper Chesapeake region, where the Blue Crabs roam, we’re eagerly awaiting a blow by blow report of Monday’s four and a half minutes of cloudless (fingers crossed) visible totality.

So, over the weekend, Lovely Heroic Ooli spotted a Sermon Audio recitation of Charles Haddon Spurgeon’s sermon, “The Solar Eclipse.” The sermon was delivered 166 years ago on March 14, 1858, the day before an annular total eclipse was to be visible across the London region. I share the link below. (I’ve added a link to a written version.)

Spurgeon begins:

“We are all expecting to-morrow to witness one of the greatest sights in the universe—the annular eclipse of the sun. It is possible that many of us shall have gone the way of all flesh before such a sight shall again be seen in this country and we are therefore looking for it with some degree of expectation. It is probable that hundreds and thousands of the human race will be attracted by it, to study for a few hours at least, the science of astronomy. Certain it is that our astronomers are making the most capital they possibly can of it by endeavouring to thrust it in every way under our notice, in order to induce us to make the sun, the moon, and the stars a little more the object of’ our attention than they have been hitherto. Surely I need offer no apology whatever if religion comes forward to-day, and asks that attention should be drawn to her, even by the eclipse itself. Without a doubt, if there be sermons in stones, there must be a great sermon in the sun. . . . “

https://beta.sermonaudio.com/sermons/2260391139/


The Spurgeon Library | The Solar Eclipse

The audio version runs about 44 minutes. I encourage you to listen to or read it – perhaps as part of your Sunday rest and reading.

The heavens declare the glory of God,and the sky above proclaims his handiwork…. Psalm 19:1-6


Cheers.

Heidel Holiday Greetings 2023

I sit here at 9:49 p.m., Christmas Eve, hurrying to set down a few clever thoughts. You’ll be the judge . . .

Starting off with a bit of Holiday Whimsy from the Upper Chesapeake Old Bay Region, I wish you and yours a Merry Crabsmas . . . 

Now onto less whimsical things. Alice is happy that this year’s Clan Heidel Christmas Card is a triple feature: a wedding and new daughter in law, a Heidel mob-shot with all present, and a new grandbaby whose December arrival was early enough to permit a pre-December 25 mailing (so cooperative at such an early age). 2023 moments of excitement included the aforementioned June wedding of son #3, Gifford, to lovely Hayley. Making this even more exciting was Alice’s being hospitalized nine days before the wedding with an intestinal obstruction that was surgically remedied. Not to be upstaged, and only because I missed her terribly, I was hospitalized 5 days before the wedding with a “complex UTI.” We were on the same floor, different wings, and sampled many of the same antibiotics. Turns out, Alice was discharged the day I was admitted. We high-fived in passing in the patient express elevator.

In God’s kind providence, as you can see, we both made it to the wedding (as well as the day-before rehearsal events). We enjoyed having back stateside the Swedes, Emily, Jonathan, Ben, Theo, Joachim, and Nora, (who we met, cuddled, and hugged in person for the first time). We said farewell to our first wheelchair adapted van (so long old Paint) and welcomed a newer steed with accessible saddle and stirrups. Lovely, heroic Alice continues to care for me cheerfully, unwaveringly, a la wedding vow small print. Like Mary Bailey, “Heroically self-denying preserver of (our) home and servant of its people.”

As you can see, despite a midyear health speed bump, there is much for which we are very grateful.

At the same time, the times are extensively unsettled. Civilly. Economically. Socially. Racially. Politically. Spiritually. Domestically. Internationally. Globally. (Pick your adverb – any, some or all).

And yet, the Advent season ought to remind us that Christ, the eternally preexistent and transcendent second member of the Trinity, as determined from eternity past, condescended to enter history, born of a woman, yet without sin. Fully God. Fully man. To live a holy life in our stead. To take our sin upon himself and die in our place. To rise from the dead, defeating the spirit of the age(s), Satan, and death. And to restore our sonship with God the Father, our Abba. (Try wrapping that gift.)

Drawing  from Charles Haddon Spurgeon (M&E 12/23):

Even in the most perilous times, He does not abdicate His throne. Neither when the sun goes down, nor through the long wintry nights when we fear being the prey of evil. His eyes watch us as the stars, and His arm surround us as the zodiac belts the sky. The dews of kindly sleep and all the influences of the moon are in His hand, and the alarms and solemnities of night are equally with Him. This should be very sweet to us when watching through the midnight hours or tossing to and fro in anguish. There are precious fruits put forth by the moon as well as by the sun: may the Lord make us to be favored partakers in them.

The night of affliction is as much under the arrangement and control of the Lord of Love as the bright summer days when all is bliss. Jesus is in the tempest. His love wraps the night about itself as a mantle, but to the eye of faith the sable robe is scarce a disguise. From the first watch of the night even unto the break of day the eternal Watcher observes His saints and overrules the shades and dews of midnight for His people’s highest good. We believe in no rival deities of good and evil contending for the mastery, but we hear His voice saying, “I create light and I create darkness; I, the Lord, do all these things.” Gloomy seasons of religious indifference and social sin are not exempted from the divine purpose. When the altars of truth are defiled, and the ways of God forsaken, the Lord’s servants weep with bitter sorrow, but they may not despair, for (even) the darkest eras are governed by the Lord and shall come to their end at His bidding. What may seem defeat to us may be victory to Him.

“Though enwrapt in gloomy night,
We perceive no ray of light;
Since the Lord himself is here,
‘Tis not meet that we should fear.”

Drawing  from Linus (A Charlie Brown Christmas):

And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid. And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord. And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger. And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying, Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men. Luke 2: 8-14

God’s goodness crowns the year, Wishing you and yours a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

2022: Thirteenth “Wreckiversary”

August 20. This morning I read a note from my daughter, recalling correctly that today was an anniversary of my bicycle’s demise. My being astride that two-wheeled rolling steed, when the physics of negative acceleration suddenly took over, only served to further complicate things. Her note remembered and marveled at God’s faithfulness throughout these thirteen years as our family story has unfolded.

I have said it is good to stop and occasionally rehearse things that are true, else they are easily forgotten or beat out of us. And, being reminded is a good thing because we are forgetful. Yet, I confess my frequent trepidation through the years as things have unfolded. Lord, forgive my unbelief.

Hear me. God HAS been faithful and RICH in mercy. And what better day to pause and remember this?

Her use of the term “unfolding” put me in mind of a parachute. Odd on a day like today, right? The picture in my mind’s eye should’ve been bicycle-themed. What’s the connection?

Well, I think people who leap from perfectly fine airplanes (as my daughter with my now son in law once did), as their parachutes deploy, must give some thought to the knowledge, skill and integrity of those who folded those many square yards of nylon into a small packet. They yank the rip cord and wonder, “Will my chute quickly slither out and unfold as it must, to fill with air and deposit my silly, gravity-defying soul softly on terra firma?”

God packed my chute that day, didn’t He?

Now onto important attributions that merit annual citation. (Some of you may recognize the following recycled litany.) And, I know I’ll miss more than a few deserving my personal thanks, so if you don’t find yourself represented, take comfort that I will later be sleeplessly remembering you gratefully in the middle of the night. Here goes . . . .

Thanks to lovely and heroic Alice Marvin Heidel, Sue Heidel, Emily (Heidel) Jäderberg, Jonatan Jäderberg, Ginny (Heidel) Masterson, Drew Masterson, Chip Heidel, Ellie Heidel, Allie (Heidel) McFadden, Kenneth McFadden, Caleb Heidel, Gifford Heidel, Gracie (Heidel) Mascioli, Sam Mascioli, Calvin Heidel, Betty Marvin, Martha Marvin, Betsy Marvin, Caroline Marvin, and “nephi,” Uncle Sonny & Aunt Chris, Lee and Carlie Dixon, the Christ Reformed Presbyterian Church saints (of Laurel, MD), the saints at EP of Newark, DE, the saints in Tranas, Sweden, Cedar Brook Academy, Sue Heidel’s NIH Crew, Jim Reid, the Atlanta and Charlottesville-based UVA Crew (Lee Williams, Bob Strickland & Co., Sam Frank Smith III, many others . . .), Brian Musselman, Kurt Pierce, Kelvin Anderson, the Winston Churchill Bulldog-pound (Jim Hamm, Brad Colton, Steve Colton [also in Atlanta], Robert Parisi, Jay Dove, many others . . .), Jeff Kemp, Dan Edwards, my Merrill (later DTI, now Epiq) colleagues, Bill Welte and America’s Keswick, Mark Fisher, Sandy Cove saints, the Elkton, MD (and surroundings) saints, the Virginia Beta Chapter of Phi Delta Theta, Brian Abdo, Paul Buehler, Bob Derrick, Dick Dengler, John August, and many other Montpelier neighbors, McLean Presbyterian Church, Trinity School at Meadowview, Marianne Collins, Matt Winn, UMBC Shock Trauma, Shepherd Center (Drew Oswald, Kat Carlisle, others . . .), Kennedy Krieger Institute, Curt and Carol Hoke and Co., Mark and Nancy Columbia, Joni & Friends, . . .

Cheers and Thanks to You All!

Concerning this I implored the Lord three times that it might leave me. And He has said to me, “My grace is sufficient for you, for power is perfected in weakness.” Most gladly, therefore, I will rather boast about my weaknesses, so that the power of Christ may dwell in me. Therefore, I am well content with weaknesses, with insults, with distresses, with persecutions, with difficulties, for Christ’s sake; for when I am weak, then I am strong. 1 Cor. 12:8-10